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withdiamonds at 06:36pm on 17/11/2003
withdiamonds at 06:36pm on 17/11/2003Dear JC,
You make it hard for me to convince new people of your beauty when you appear on national television looking like...that. The porn'stache, the slicked back hair, that...outfit. Any one of those things I could have handled. All three of them at once...oh, honey, just no.
Dear Lance,
Please be on TV more often. You looked hot and did a great job. Your outfit was normal, and did I mention hot, for which I cannot express the depth of my gratitude. Please don't lose any more weight, however.
P.S. Please don't let JC out of the house looking like that again.
Dear Justin,
You know I love you, sweetie, but in future, please make all your acceptance speeches in front of a live audience, not alone in a room with a camera. You come across much better with the crowd's energy to feed off of.
P.S. Eat something.
Dear Chris,
Continue to be photographed as often as possible. You are beautiful.
Dear Joey,
I love Can I Steal a Little Love.
Love and kisses,
Donna
You make it hard for me to convince new people of your beauty when you appear on national television looking like...that. The porn'stache, the slicked back hair, that...outfit. Any one of those things I could have handled. All three of them at once...oh, honey, just no.
Dear Lance,
Please be on TV more often. You looked hot and did a great job. Your outfit was normal, and did I mention hot, for which I cannot express the depth of my gratitude. Please don't lose any more weight, however.
P.S. Please don't let JC out of the house looking like that again.
Dear Justin,
You know I love you, sweetie, but in future, please make all your acceptance speeches in front of a live audience, not alone in a room with a camera. You come across much better with the crowd's energy to feed off of.
P.S. Eat something.
Dear Chris,
Continue to be photographed as often as possible. You are beautiful.
Dear Joey,
I love Can I Steal a Little Love.
Love and kisses,
Donna
cheerful